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September 27, 2007
Thursday
Today's theme is a fiery crash.
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For someone who was the victim of a horrific traffic accident, her upper body looked relatively unscathed. Her Clairol-dyed auburn hair looked freshly straightened and her supple breasts were still on guard beneath the $800 Bossio jacket.
That is where the scene changed.
Her lower body, blackened by the fire that shot from the floor, made it hard to distinguish between her pre-ripped jeans and the flesh that hung off her million dollar legs.
I wondered whether the bitch’s glamorous life had passed before her eyes.
With sirens on the horizon, I picked up the shell casings and walked off.
Posted by: Rick at September 27, 2007 6:19 PM · Permalink
Take two:
For someone who was the victim of a horrific traffic accident, her upper body looked relatively unscathed. Her Clairol-dyed auburn hair looked freshly straightened and her supple breasts were still on guard beneath the $800 Bossio jacket.
That is where the scene changed.
Her lower body, blackened by the fire that shot from the floor, was difficult to look at. Her pre-ripped jeans and smoking flesh indistinguishably hung off once-admired million dollar legs.
I wondered whether the bitch’s glamorous life had passed before her eyes.
With police sirens on the horizon, I scooped up the shell casings and walked off.
Posted by: Rick at September 27, 2007 7:47 PM · Permalink
OK, Rick, right below the comment box is this little word counter thingy. Stop double posting either because you counted wrong the first time, or need to make edits. If you did it wrong the first time, fine. There is no prize for getting everything perfect, but there are penalties for making the same mistake over and over.
With that being said, pretty good story today.
Posted by: Ted Bronson at September 27, 2007 8:35 PM · Permalink
Got it Ted, sorry and thanks for letting me know.
R
Posted by: Rick at September 27, 2007 9:32 PM · Permalink