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August 27, 2007

Monday

Today's theme is...

The end of the world.

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Jeff C: The Final 30 Minutes

Jack: “You know, I’ve always wanted you”.
Jill: “Excuse me? What are you talking about”?
Jack: “I used to sneak looks at you and your friends in the pool when I would come over to pick her up for dates”.
Jill: “My God… I can’t believe you! You’re disgusting…”
Jack: “Sometimes I fantasize about you when we do it”.
Jill: “I’m your wife’s sister for God’s sake”!
Jack: “They say there’s only a half an hour until the asteroid hits”.
Jill: “Oh. Um, do you want to go to the bedroom or take me right here on the kitchen island”?

Posted by: Jeff C. at August 27, 2007 6:49 PM · Permalink

His body lay in mute testament to the terrible disease that had slowly eroded away his body. As he lay there, barely able to breathe, having been in a comma for weeks, his family struggled with the fact that he refused to be put on a respirator.

Then suddenly his eyes began twitching. With one final gasp of air he cried out!

"Leonard Bernstein!"

And then the last breath left his lungs and he finally left this world.

The doctor looked at his wife and asked, "What does that mean?"

"Those were the only word he remembered to that song."

Posted by: Nick at August 27, 2007 10:34 PM · Permalink