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April 4, 2007


The subject line of some spam I received began with, "Gods Do Not Drink Alcohol While Pregnant...".

From what else should gods refrain?

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"Are you going to at least pick up the phone? It's been ringing forever now," she said in a harsh tone.

"Not now," he replied back calmly.

"So it's just going to ring continuously forever?"

"I'm sure they'll hang up eventually. I'm not answering the phone today."

"You're still sticking to that stupid rule of yours I see."

"I only wrote 10 of them, and they weren't in order of importance."

"I understand. But you have to admit that picking up the phone really isn't work."

Finally he yelled out, "It is Sunday! I rest on Sunday! It's my thing!"

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