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January 26, 2007

Jim: #2 Is Number 1!

To: Faculty, Staff and Students
Fr: IT Operations

Despite our efforts, system downtime cannot be eliminated. We are aware that many of you are unable to work during these times and are often seen wandering aimlessly, usually muttering epithets on topics ranging from our departmental efforts to our dubious ancestry.

To help you during these times of crisis, we are including a Primary, Emergency, Non-Computer Interface Line-maker (P.E.N.C.I.L.). This device has been field tested extensively for volume and stress. Properly maintained, the device meets all the requirements for data input and storage.

P.E.N.C.I.L. maintenance and data deletion instructions are attached.

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Comments

This is great. The title is too.

As a self declared pencil aficionado, I’m proud to say I drive right through the town of Stover MO every weekend, on my way to the lake. Stover’s claim to fame (they have a giant billboard on the way into town on Hi-way 5) is that the “Dixon Ticonderoga” was first manufactured right there in Stover.

The “Dixon Ticonderoga” is without a doubt the best p.e.n.c.i.l. ever lead filled.

Have you none? I will gladly send you a sample box. It would truly be my pleasure.

Posted by: kasac at January 29, 2007 6:31 PM · Permalink