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November 17, 2006

Home Alone

I forgot one thing.

No. Wait.

I forgot two things. I think.

Check the door.

Locked.

Check the stove.

Off.

Maybe I didn’t forget something.

Wait, I forgot one thing.

Check the garage door.

Locked.

I hate leaving for vacation. It’s so hard to get going. I keep thinking I forgot something.

Oh well.

And away we go.

Jesus. Why is my nosy neighbor waving me down?

Roll down the window.

“Going on vacation, Tammy?”
“Yea....”
“You forgot one thing...”
“Did not. Checked everything.”
“Strap the baby in the car seat?
“Yep.”
“But you left her on the porch.”
“Oh.”

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Comments

Michele, you forgot to include your name with the title.

Posted by: kasac at November 29, 2006 10:44 AM · Permalink