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November 21, 2006

11.21.06

Do you hear that beeping sound?

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Jim: Drag Racing

The old man on a motor scooter pulled up next to Jake. “Nice car,” the codger said, poking his head inside.

“It’s a Bugatti,” Jake sneered. “Fastest car on the road.”

The light turned green and Jake thought he left the geezer coughing tire smoke.

Until he heard, “Beep, beep” and watched the scooter fly past him.

Then, “Beep, beep” as the scooter soared past in reverse.

Jake floored it but the scooter beeped past him again. And then again backward.

Topping two hundred miles per hour, Jake suddenly noticed the old guy’s suspenders were caught on his side mirror.

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Michele: Beep Beep, My Ass

That damn sound drove me crazy.

Beep Beep.

Every day. Every night. Teasing me. Driving me crazy.

I devoted my days to hunting down the source and eradicating it forever.

Beep Beep.

Everything I did was futile. Oh, I had some genius ideas. I went to great lengths to get rid of the damn beeping. I spent thousands on contraptions and materials that trying to stop the beeping madness.

In the end, it turned out that all I needed was a little luck. And a Volvo traveling at 90mph through the desert.

Beep Beeeee..............

Roadrunner stew is to die for.

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