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November 21, 2006

Jim: Drag Racing

The old man on a motor scooter pulled up next to Jake. “Nice car,” the codger said, poking his head inside.

“It’s a Bugatti,” Jake sneered. “Fastest car on the road.”

The light turned green and Jake thought he left the geezer coughing tire smoke.

Until he heard, “Beep, beep” and watched the scooter fly past him.

Then, “Beep, beep” as the scooter soared past in reverse.

Jake floored it but the scooter beeped past him again. And then again backward.

Topping two hundred miles per hour, Jake suddenly noticed the old guy’s suspenders were caught on his side mirror.

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Comments

Come on...at least if I can't write for a day, I don't stick up an old joke...

Posted by: ted at November 21, 2006 12:32 PM · Permalink

Yeah, it is an old joke. Old jokes sometimes well up inside me and cannot be denied.

On the plus side, it's 100 words!

Posted by: Jim Parkinson at November 21, 2006 6:22 PM · Permalink