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October 12, 2006

Stacy: Movie Trailer Script

In a world, peopled by starving mutants, could one woman find her way home?

(cue orchestra music)

From the geniuses at Stupid Expensive Films, comes the latest in a long line of stupid and expensive films...

(pause music here, but have the trumpets blaring or something, yadda yadda)

THE SEARCH FOR AZURE MOUNTAIN

(ok, really kick up the music here for the montage, big horns, strings...yanno Armageddon, only bigger)

(montage here. she’s fighting a three-headed bear, battling a fire-breathing fish, all those notes Joel already sent you)

In a world gone mad…can she climb to the top?

(fade to black)

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Comments

Stupid Expensive Films puts out some great movies!

I can't wait to see the fire-breathing fish scene. I heard it's HOT!

Posted by: Jim Parkinson at October 13, 2006 1:47 AM · Permalink