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January 19, 2006

January 19, 2006

Today's theme is...

You receive an invitation in the mail. It's printed on expensive cardstock with gold leaf and smells faintly of persimmons. Within the invitation is the usual date, time, place sort of information, but, oddly, there are also three requirements that must be met before attending the event...

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Date and Time: To be determined

Dress: Formal

There are three conditions upon which the success of this celebration depends.

First of all have someone dress you. As the guest of honor your attire is critical. Do not trust yourself with this task and do not put any ridiculous stipulations on your dress, just trust it to a professional.

Secondly make some friends. Attendance is not mandatory, so it’s important that guests wish to come. Attendance is also indicative of your status, the bigger the party the more important the guest of honor.

Oh yes, and lastly, you must die.

Posted by: kasac at January 19, 2006 10:05 AM · Permalink