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November 30, 2005

Ted: Shut the Fuck Up

God. Damn. It. Straight. To. Bloody. Fucking. Hell. Again.

Every night, the same fucking thing. The two faggots living downstairs raise hell until 3 fucking a.m. Christ alone knows what kind of perversions are going on down there. The super must be one of them queers too since he won't do anthing about my complaints. Well, tonight I'm ready. As soon as they start up, I'll have a double O buckshot word with them right through the goddamned floor.

"Last chance assholes! Shut the fuck up before I make you shut up!" Jesus I hate this town, fucking savages. "DIE!"

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Comments

Dude, decaf. :)

Posted by: David at November 30, 2005 10:52 PM · Permalink

See, I know right where you are coming from. I got this weirdo living downstairs too. He looks like a cavedude on acid. When he gets drunk everyone in the building ducks and runs. We bolt up tight and hunker down for the storm. We should shoot him.

Posted by: Rozzy at December 2, 2005 9:15 PM · Permalink