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November 30, 2005

Volume 8, Issue 26

You're awakened by noises coming from under your bed...

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Ted: Shut the Fuck Up

God. Damn. It. Straight. To. Bloody. Fucking. Hell. Again.

Every night, the same fucking thing. The two faggots living downstairs raise hell until 3 fucking a.m. Christ alone knows what kind of perversions are going on down there. The super must be one of them queers too since he won't do anthing about my complaints. Well, tonight I'm ready. As soon as they start up, I'll have a double O buckshot word with them right through the goddamned floor.

"Last chance assholes! Shut the fuck up before I make you shut up!" Jesus I hate this town, fucking savages. "DIE!"

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