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August 8, 2005
Volume 5, Issue 8
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Ted: Recruiting
This is the third time today that some midwest hick has tried to get "one more spin pleeeeeeease."
The noise is killing me, the lights are ruining my eyes, I haven't seen the sun in weeks, and I'm starting to get another tic.
Why don't I leave? Hell, if I tried, one of Vinnie's torpedos would be on me before I got off the strip. If I was lucky. They kill ya hard if you make 'em work for it.
I give Vinnie the signal, he nods, so I let her spin again. The vig is gonna kill her though.
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