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August 8, 2005

Ted: Recruiting

This is the third time today that some midwest hick has tried to get "one more spin pleeeeeeease."

The noise is killing me, the lights are ruining my eyes, I haven't seen the sun in weeks, and I'm starting to get another tic.

Why don't I leave? Hell, if I tried, one of Vinnie's torpedos would be on me before I got off the strip. If I was lucky. They kill ya hard if you make 'em work for it.

I give Vinnie the signal, he nods, so I let her spin again. The vig is gonna kill her though.

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