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May 20, 2010


Today's theme: In or out!

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"In or out?" shouted the bully.

The third-graders along the wall lifted up their shirts to show off their bellybuttons.

Today, he was punching the Ins.

Kid after kid, he'd look down and either take a swing at their gut or them run away.

The last kid on the wall didn't lift up his shirt.

So, the bully did it for him.

And saw nothing.

"Test-tuber!" The bully pulled out a knife. "I can fix that."

The kid pulled out a neurodisruptor and stunned the bully.

"Not test-tube," said the kid. "Arcturan researchpod."

He reported the incident and teleported out

Posted by: Laurence Simon at May 20, 2010 9:08 AM · Permalink

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