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April 29, 2009

Wednesday

You just won the lottery.

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Ted: Down Time

Stan and Tracy had made lists of what they would do if they hit a big one. Land up in the foothills, better schools for the kids, hobby farm.

Turns out, Tracy had skills undreamed of before leisure allowed exploration.

The lottery gave them the most important thing of all... extra time.

In ten years, the kids both had Nobels, Tracy was famous for her own invention, and Stan...

Well, Stan was handy. He fixed things.

When the President called, Stan was ready; had everything planned out. He had just been waiting for the right time.

Time to get cracking.

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