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April 28, 2009


A new sport is being added to the Olympics...

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LJ: Dying for Your Country?

And here comes the Greek team carrying... it appears to be hemlock! The Greeks with a daring gesture, obviously hoping to boost their score by increasing their difficulty. The Americans had solid scores for technique, but used pistols, a very low difficulty. The Japanese had a beautiful routine, but the premature beheading of one athlete really hurt their scores.

The Greeks are ingesting the hemlock...

And the Greeks have done it! The Greeks have all dropped dead simultaneously! Oh, this is going to be a hard act to beat.

We'll return to the Olympic Synchronized Suicide Finals after these messages.

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