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March 25, 2009

Ted: Peter and the Rabbit

"Honey, wake up."

"Yes, dear."

Peter waited, asking no questions.

"Peter, the rabbit hutch. Remember to check under the rabbit hutch."

Peter watched his wife drift back off to sleep and he carefully got out of bed. Dressed in his flannel pj's and heavy robe to ward off the chill, he strode out to the hutch in the backyard. Dixie was disturbed by his flashlight and beat her rear paws at him. "Sorry, old girl."

On hands and knees he looked under the hutch.

"I'll be damned," he exclaimed, lifting the baby and running into the kitchen for warm milk.

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