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March 25, 2009


Something's cooking...

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Caitlin: Totally Predictable

He likes to put on old songs during dinner. He made his own CD with his favorites, for these special occasions.

Someone’s in the kitchen with Dinah… oh, how true. Too bad Dinah doesn’t know it anymore.

Hey, good lookin’… whatcha got cookin? How’s about cookin’ something up with me?… definitely cooking with you. Wink, wink.

You better come on in my kitchen, ‘cause it’s goin’ to be raining outdoors… it is, in fact raining today. Which made it easier to convince her to get in the van. He doubts that she’ll be missed; he’s too careful with his choices.

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Ted: Peter and the Rabbit

"Honey, wake up."

"Yes, dear."

Peter waited, asking no questions.

"Peter, the rabbit hutch. Remember to check under the rabbit hutch."

Peter watched his wife drift back off to sleep and he carefully got out of bed. Dressed in his flannel pj's and heavy robe to ward off the chill, he strode out to the hutch in the backyard. Dixie was disturbed by his flashlight and beat her rear paws at him. "Sorry, old girl."

On hands and knees he looked under the hutch.

"I'll be damned," he exclaimed, lifting the baby and running into the kitchen for warm milk.

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