« Jeff R.:Stop Me If... | Main | Wednesday »

June 3, 2008

Sealyon: Tough Room

Wait. A what slivvix?

Skanturian. So, they walk into a bar, and –

It's not going to work.

Why not?

First of all, Skanturian slivvixes are so rare that it distracts from the joke. Nobody's gonna believe it's a Skanturain slivvix. A Pulesophien slivvix, maybe.

Fine. A dog, a rabbi, and a Pulesophien slivvix walk into a bar…

Second: a slivvix in a bar? You know they won't serve it – think about where its "mouth" is, man!

Jesus, Bob, it's a joke. You know, like, not real?

Yeah, but once it goes for the rabbi, the dog'll have to kill it.

Bookmark: del.icio.us • Digg • reddit

Comments