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April 17, 2008

Thursday

Expert Timing

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David: It Was A Little Bit Frightening

“Welcome back to the World Championship of Quantity Surveying, where we’ve already seen some incredible action today.”

“That’s right, Terry. But now it’s down to our final two, truly the world’s top authorities in the field. It’s Romania’s Igor Zyzygy against America’s own Seymour Hillman.”

“A clash of titans, Bob. The deciding event, as always, will be a time trial, and I think the judges have come up with something clever this year.”

“They sure did. To decide the championship, our two finalists must be the first to determine the total number of people in attendance here today, within ten.”

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