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March 28, 2008

Friday

You wouldn't like me when I'm angry...

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There are three things you will not ask.
You will not ask me about my beard. My father was a worthless man. I drowned him in a silent sea, and that is how I became a blue-bearded man. You are too young to understand.
You will not ask me about my former wives. They were like your sisters and now they have gone. You are too young to understand.
And you will not ask me about the black door under the stairs. The locked room is where I chained and slayed my anger. You are still too young to understand.

Posted by: Meowbag at March 28, 2008 5:50 PM · Permalink