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February 25, 2008

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How did I wind up in this situation?

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How did I wind up in this situation?

I should have leaped off this train miles back when I might have walked away with just a few minor bruises.

They say you should never let 'em see you sweat but at this moment, I'm sweating bullets. Surely there must be some way to stop this. I feel like Custer at the freaking Little Big Horn.

I start looking around for an escape route but find none.

The music starts and here she comes on her father's arm, dressed in white and looking deliriously happy .

There is no turning back now.

Posted by: Owl Creek Observer at February 25, 2008 10:08 PM · Permalink

I asked, “Self, what shall we do today?”

And myself responded, “How about the Pub?”

And I said back to myself, “The Pub is too noisy.”

“Then how about the country,” I asked back?

“The country is too quiet,” myself replied.

So myself said back to me, “To the theater!”

“The theater is too crowded.” I told myself.

“Then what shall we do?” asked myself.

“How about nothing?” I asked.

“Oh but doing nothing is hard work” myself said back to me.”

“But,” I said to myself, “I don’t mind working hard as long as there is none to do.”

Posted by: Paul Cat at February 25, 2008 10:37 PM · Permalink