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January 9, 2008

Wednesday

I'm getting really tired of this...

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It had taken about two days to figure out why this property had come so cheap -- the same reason I stood out on the porch at sunset everyday, just waiting for the inevitable.

A low moan echoed through the trees. "Goddammit," I said, flicking on my night-vision scope and searching the forest. There he was; tonight's contestant on "Where's my Head?"

I took careful aim and dispatched him, leaving nothing remaining above the shoulders.

I sighed in relief, and cursed the realtor's name again for failing to mention the nearby cemetary with a passion for resurrecting its patrons.

Fucking zombies.

Posted by: LJ at January 9, 2008 11:21 PM · Permalink