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January 31, 2008

David: Turns Out, Black Holes

The book says that God worked six days and then took a break. There’s no mention of what He created in the following days.

On Day Eight, He invented the cirrocumulus cloud because he felt the upper atmosphere lacked zip.

On Day 42, He came up with Douglas Adams, and left Himself a note to implement him later on.

On Day 77, He thought up the rum and coke, which He found ironic.

Day 78 He took off again.

On Day 100, He invented relativity and quantum mechanics, couldn’t decide which He preferred, and installed both to see what happened.

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Comments

brilliant!

Posted by: Ted Bronson at January 31, 2008 5:19 PM · Permalink

See, now I wish I'd gone that direction...

Posted by: LJ at February 1, 2008 12:16 AM · Permalink