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January 17, 2008

Thursday

What the hell were you thinking?

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Sealyon: M-I-C...

In retrospect, I should've known; I mean, I've seen the movie, I had the record… wasn't there even a kid's book? But who believes that stuff anymore? Magic hats. Wands. This is 2008. I thought the whole "Sorcerer" title was just some quaint eccentricity.

I admit, I was a little ticked to be left with chores: I'm not a kid. But when you want to climb the company ladder, you do what you're told. Still, I couldn't resist tweaking his nose, poking fun at the "Sorcerer."

You can guess what happened. Yep, brooms and water, everywhere. And I got fired.

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David: No, Really, I Swear to God

I thought it would help. I thought it would be funny. I thought it might make people think. I thought she was cute. I thought I could reach it. I thought it was less fragile. I thought if one was good, two must be better. I thought it was unloaded. I thought I could handle it. I thought you were out of town. I thought she was your sister. I thought you were your sister. I thought your sister was you. I thought I had more time. I thought the rain would hold off. I thought you were feeding it.

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