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November 9, 2007

David: Pizzapizza

I was walking my dog past an outdoor café one afternoon when the weirdest thing happened. A woman was eating a salad with croutons and cheese at one of the tables. Suddenly, inexplicably, her salad animated, leapt off the plate, and started oozing down the sidewalk on a Worcestershire slick.

The woman screamed, for which I couldn’t blame her. Caught up in the utter absurdity of it, I felt compelled to confront the ambulatory vegetation and stop it before it could accomplish whatever dire goals animated salad might pursue in the city.

I ordered my dog, “Caesar! Seize her Caesar!”

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Comments

Worcestershire?

Posted by: Stacy at November 9, 2007 12:56 PM · Permalink

“Caesar! Seize her Caesar!”???

Groan. And, of course, 5 Stars.

Posted by: Jim Parkinson at November 9, 2007 1:46 PM · Permalink

I looked it up on Wikipedia. It said there's Wooshtershooshter in it.

Posted by: David at November 9, 2007 1:50 PM · Permalink

Oh, I will trow a beatin' at the prissy little garde-manger who slaps Wheresyoursister in my Caesar...

Posted by: Stacy at November 9, 2007 4:36 PM · Permalink

I think they just put a itty-bitty dribble of Worsterersheer in the dressing.

Posted by: Jim Parkinson at November 9, 2007 4:49 PM · Permalink