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November 29, 2007

Thursday

Wednesday's child is full of woe...

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David: Weekly Planner

I find it best to maintain a strict schedule of emotional states. That way, there are no surprises.

Mondays, I effect a mild apathy. This keeps people from asking how my weekend was.

Tuesdays pass most smoothly with a passionate, obsessive infatuation for the counter girl at the coffee house.

Wednesdays I fill with depression, having had my advances spurned once again.

Thursday is Anger Day, when even the slightest problem can send me into screaming rage.

Fridays I reserve for unabashed happiness and general love of life and humankind.

And on the weekend days, Saturday and Sunday, I drink.

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