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October 10, 2007

Wednesday

Sometimes you feel like a nut...

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Sitting against the side of the chair, he closed his eyes and drifted back to a moment during his puberty. It was 1973 and he was on a farm, standing next to the horse enclosure.

As one of the old mares stood near the gate, Seth unzipped his jeans, pulled out his swollen penis and stuck it near the horse's mouth. He wasn't sure what to expect, but was grateful his offering was greeted with a snort rather than a chomp.

Seth opened his eyes with a smile and leaned toward his line of cocaine, grateful he ended up normal.

Posted by: Rick at October 10, 2007 5:59 PM · Permalink

First Han needed to lose himself, to mentally walk away from the self he knew; he breathed deeply, visualizing his skin becoming lighter, more brown, his flesh hardening into a starchy mass, his limbs stiffening and merging into his body.

His awareness spread, no longer inhabiting, no longer capable of inhabiting his new body. Now he concentrated on his surroundings:

The monestary walls shimmered and dissappeared, blue sky peeked through green leaves above him, and below, a carpet of brown leaf mold spread from trunk to trunk.

With joy Han sensed sap trickling through his veins;
He had achieved nutvana.

Posted by: Locust Eater at October 10, 2007 10:29 PM · Permalink