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October 2, 2007

Tuesday

Very smart monkey

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There is no freedom quite like riding nude on a young steed.

Taylor rode him hard along the beach, pressing his strong legs against the animal's torso. Though the day was hotter than normal, both were cooled by the stiff sea spray. Taylor's ripped body glistened in the light, while his long, wavy hair tossed back and forth alongside his symmetrically-perfect face...

Cornelius looked at the strange writings and realized in an epiphany moment that he no longer liked females. He shoved the book under Zira's eyes to reveal his new preference.

"Damn you!" she screeched. "Damn you to hell!!"

Posted by: Rick at October 2, 2007 6:02 PM · Permalink