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September 11, 2007

Tuesday

Your magic word of the day is sandwich.

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David: Family

The ninth Earl of Sandwich, his son Hoagarth, and his daughter Bunhilda took a trip to Hawaii.

“Daddee,” whined little Bunhilda, “why aren’t these called the Sandwich Islands anymore? I’d like it ever so much to have islands named after us.”

“I bet it was pirates,” sneered Hoagarth, who was at that age when everything was pirates. “They used these islands as a base, which brought shame on our family name. Grandpa Rollo probably got it changed to rescue our honor.”

“Bun, Hoagie, look! Our hotel,” the Earl announced. He knew the disgraceful reason. It involved Lafayette, that French dip.

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