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August 20, 2007

David: Sloppy Work

Joe Stone, veteran of such adventures as the Radioactive Hitler Affair and Zeppelins Over Washington, made the fatal mistake of assuming word had gotten out to every lost tribe that cannibalism was out of vogue.

As Stone roasted over the fire, Haniki groused to his tribemate, “We are so many, and he was but one man. I fear I will go hungry eating only my share of him with bread.”

“Do as I do. Add him to a spiced tomato paste. He will be hearty and filling. For a hero is just a sandwich, but a manwich is a meal.”

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Comments

I groaned and laughed at the same time. Nice job!

Posted by: Sealyon at August 20, 2007 4:03 PM · Permalink

I had no idea this was going to turn into a cannibalism topic. Honest.

Posted by: *** Dave at August 20, 2007 4:25 PM · Permalink

awesome

Posted by: kipp at August 20, 2007 5:55 PM · Permalink