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July 9, 2007

From The Comments: Barb

“Your eternal punishment won’t be the most awful we’re capable of providing,” Satan sneered from behind his desk at the entry gates. He enjoyed watching the condemned soul squirm against the heat in the flames of hell. “You have mitigating factors. Congratulations. You broke some Commandments.”

“Other gods, graven images, name in vain…check, “ the Devil recited the list by rote. “Working on the sabbath, stealing, bearing false witness, coveting, adultery…check.”
He grinned, showing yellowed teeth. “You even shot and killed a lawyer. Almost a perfect ten.”

“What did I miss, Sir?” ventured the damned.

“Your parents were proud of you.”

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