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July 6, 2007

Friday

Tell us about how you deal with vermin.

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It Happened in Hamelin

The flute was too tough. Trying to walk with a skip in my step, and hold my mouth just right, was impossible. And then there’s that whole band-camp thing.

The clarinet wasn’t easy but might have been doable, except for that piece of wood you’re suppose to suck on for a while. “Don’t fall asleep with it in mouth” should be clearly stated on the package.

I made a whistle from a piece of pipe. It sounded so bad someone threw a pie in my face. I took off running, but those rats were hungry. They chased me for miles.

Posted by: kipp at July 6, 2007 11:23 AM · Permalink