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June 28, 2007

Stacy: Pirates or Ninjas?

As a pirate, you’re sailing the high seas, answering to no man, plundering where you will. Take what you want, giving nothing back! On the other hand, your nutrition is sketchy at best, and your personal hygiene is positively non-existent. Plus, your co-workers are not the most educated of companions.

As a ninja, you lead a life of ascetism and meditation, with interstitial episodes of mayhem and mass murder. Your weapons and hand-to-hand skills are unmatched, as is your general sneakiness, but you’re almost certain to die alone.

Screw it, I want to be a cowboy. Yippee kai ay, motherfucker.

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Comments

Yeah, we're going to see the new Die Hard tonight, why do you ask?

Posted by: Stacy at June 28, 2007 1:20 PM · Permalink