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June 28, 2007

Thursday

In honor of our site's shiny new FAQ, answer an infrequently asked question.

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And how did you come to find yourself in the gorilla exhibit?

“Now that’s an interesting question. See, I’ve been fascinated by those creatures all my life, and also…frightened. Yeah, frightened of them. So, I couldn’t go during the zoo’s regular hours; people might see me freak out. Finally, my curiosity got the best of me, and I broke in last night. Just curious, only they were inside that little cave. I couldn’t see from outside the glass. So I had to, you know, climb in. To see better. That’s all.”

But why exactly were you in a gorilla suit?

Posted by: Mr. Parx at June 28, 2007 10:54 AM · Permalink

Mr. Parx, welcome back.

Mr. Tee... don't make ass umptions.

Posted by: Ted at June 28, 2007 1:19 PM · Permalink

Why don’t the authors (all nine off them) contribute more often?

It’s simple really. These authors have lives, and not meager ones, mind you.

All 9 visited Paris in jail

8 took classes - learned to sail

7 performed USO tour dates

6 went to a party - they swapped dates

5 threw an elaborate bash in Monaco

4 raced the Baja 500 in Mexico

3 meditated for 100 days straight

2 drank for 108

1 redesigned the graphics at the top of the page

I’ll like it better, and you should too,
or the designer might work some evil voodoo

This story will stay stuck, right here; the back page

Posted by: kipp at June 28, 2007 6:49 PM · Permalink