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June 5, 2007
Tuesday
Theme: twins.
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Jim: They Walk Alike, They Talk Alike...
“Frank?”
“What’s up, Hank?”
“Look. Dressing identically was cute when we were seven …”
“And?”
“We’re thirty-five now. Let it go.”
“No problem. I’ll go buy some different shirts.”
“Also…”
“There’s more?”
“Yeah. Don’t you think it’s time you…”
“Got my own apartment?”
“Yeah. And that reminds me of…”
“Something else?”
“Yeah. Stop finishing my goddamn sentences for me!”
“Anything else, Hank?”
“Nope.”
“Um… Can we still both date Laura?”
“What?!”
“Never mind.”
“Be right back. I need to go to the kitchen…”
“And get something to drink?”
“I’ll do that after.”
“After what?”
“After I’m finished with the knife.”
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