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March 8, 2007

Tanya: Untitled

The bank customers ducked and hid as shots rang out, and the alarm began to wail.

“This is a rob…”

The gunman didn’t even get the words out before he was kicked in the head, then punched in the stomach. The hostages cheered. The day would be saved!

Pow! The hoodlum by the vault was felled by a kick!

Conk! The two men by the tellers had their heads smashed together!

The would-be bank robbers begged for their lives, as the brave crime-fighters collected their weapons and called the police.

“Good job, Ginger.”

“All in a day’s work, Sporty.”

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Comments

Fanfuckingtastic. Ahahahaha!

Posted by: Stacy at March 8, 2007 3:13 PM · Permalink

Hahahaha!

Posted by: Jim Parkinson at March 8, 2007 3:55 PM · Permalink

See, the screenplay for Spice World II is already taking shape...

Posted by: Tracy at March 8, 2007 4:21 PM · Permalink