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March 2, 2007

Stacy: You Asked

“And he just looked at me, like I was speaking another language or something.”


“And then he says, ‘What do I look like, honey, Bank of America?’ Can you believe the nerve, talking to me like that?”

“Ma’am, if I could just…”

“I mean, come on, don’t I look respectable? I took a shower, colored my hair, SHAVED MY LEGS!! I even wore panties!”

“Ma’am, please, if you…”

“I mean, I never wear panties. They chafe something awful, you know? And everyone knows, chafing leads to burning, and burning leads to…”


“I’m sorry, officer, what was the question?”

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Posted by: Jim Parkinson at March 2, 2007 2:17 PM · Permalink

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