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March 2, 2007

Jeff R.: Evangelism

So I says to the guy "What're you looking at?" and he says "A lost soul," and then he says "You'd better change your ways before the judgement comes," but who the hell is he anyway?

I mean, I know I'm not what you'd call an innocent. Sure, I dug me a few shallow graves, but the guys in 'em ain't none of them deserved to go on living. And it's not like I ever hit a woman what didn't take a swing at me first.

'Lost soul.' Shows what he knows: I didn't even punch him in the face.

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