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March 8, 2007

Jeff R.: Condiments

When giant radioactive lizards trample major metropolitan areas, they're constantly scooping up people and eating them. Now, it's obvious that this isn't their primary diet: there's little caloric value in a human on their scale and they spend most of their time at sea where there're no people. No, they mainly eat whales and giant squid and such.

Thing is, though, whale and calimari sushi are mighty bland on the giant-monster palate, but people, people are infused with all kinds of tasty local flavors. And Tokyo gets hit most often of all because nothing goes better with sushi than wasabi...

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Comments

Bravo

Posted by: Ted Bronson at March 8, 2007 6:08 PM · Permalink

Though they'll have to go the South Pacific for pickled Ginger.

I'm sorry. I'm so very sorry.

Posted by: Stacy at March 8, 2007 6:23 PM · Permalink

wonderful all

Posted by: kasac at March 8, 2007 6:42 PM · Permalink

Soylent Sushi?

Posted by: Tanya at March 8, 2007 11:00 PM · Permalink