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February 12, 2007

David: That Must Have Been Some Town Council Meeting

The news ticker read, “Town popularity at five-year high as poison levels drop.”

“Bah!” said the old man. “Kids today.”

“Whatcha mean, Gramps?” asked Floyd.

“They don’t know what’s good for ‘em. A little poison now and again keeps ya strong, weeds out the weak.”

“Well, I think not poisoning the populace will be great for the tourist industry.”

“That’s what they want you to think. ‘Oh, let’s go to that town! Almost nobody gets poisoned there anymore!’”

“What’s wrong with that?”

“Think a minute, Floyd. If we ain’t got no poison in us, what’s to keep the werewolves away?”

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Good story

Posted by: kasac at February 12, 2007 5:54 PM · Permalink