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February 27, 2007


Another one word theme today: clown.

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Can't sleep, clowns'll eat me.

Posted by: Stacy at February 27, 2007 7:14 AM · Permalink

The Presidential Mansion has a birthday party every week, it seems. So many children, grandchildren, cousins, close family friends…

Every birthday party has jugglers, magicians, and marvelous decorations you’d expect from the First Citizen Of All.

But it wouldn’t be complete without the clown.

He stands there, terrified.

“Make me laugh,” commands El Presidente.

The clown falls to his knees, begging for mercy.

“I said make me laugh. Now.”

The clown gets up and tries a little soft-shoe.

El Presidente snaps his fingers, and the clown is strung up along with the piñatas.

Here’s the stick, Paco. Now swing hard!

Posted by: Planet Z at February 27, 2007 9:57 AM · Permalink

“Bozo! You’re an idiot! You're a Gahdang idiot?!”

“Ubda ubda ubbbaboss uhboss-man, I so sorry I can’t even say. I did’n mean it. I did’n. I swear misser uhboss sir. Uh, whud I do?”

“You let the flying elephant loose his magic feather! You killed him! The best act the circus eva has and you kill him! He hit the floor like a ton a elephant, an is dead!”

“Misser boss sir, I did’n take no fetha. The mouse sir, the mouse s’pous to watch out for that scary devil elphant. He kill hem, an I glad.”

“Kill the mouse!”

Posted by: kasac at February 27, 2007 6:35 PM · Permalink

Good story Mister Z.

Posted by: kasac at February 27, 2007 6:42 PM · Permalink

Mine was kinda Dumb...

Posted by: kasac at February 27, 2007 6:43 PM · Permalink

Check before you post!