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January 25, 2007

1.25.07

Today's Theme is Artificial Intelligence.

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There Are No New Thoughts, Only New Men to Think Them:

When the nerds at MIT used their new search-engine / word-salad / organized-thought program to plagiarize the best thinkers in the world, it was merely a test. The obvious test testing forum was “the” Journal.

Once published, the article seemed to have a mind of its own.

Professors from absolutely everywhere were traveling. Traveling to meet the group of authors, that had conceived this astounding research.

The nerds at MIT were desperate.

The Dean, amidst much hoopla, scheduled a roundtable.

The nerds at MIT built robots.

Lifelike, animatronic, fully search-engine / word-salad / organized-thought, programmed robots. The Intelligents were born.

Posted by: kasac at January 25, 2007 6:16 PM · Permalink