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December 12, 2006

Tanya: Untitled

We face the enemy of the people, in this war.

He is a liar and a foreigner, hiding behind false faces and insincere promises. What do you know about his past? Nothing! Does he have dirty secrets? Surely!

He’s recruiting children in this battle, constituting child abuse, and has even brought innocent animals and the handicapped into the fray. Shameful!

Have faith in the leader who has cared for you all your lives. She and her simian army will defend you as they always have.

She will vanquish the emerald invader, with your help.

Defeat the Wizard. Buy War Bonds.

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Comments

Whoa. Threadkill.

Hello?

Posted by: Tanya at December 12, 2006 1:38 PM · Permalink

I've seen the Wizard, and He's off.

Posted by: kasac at December 12, 2006 2:54 PM · Permalink

Most excellent!

Posted by: Stacy at December 12, 2006 3:04 PM · Permalink

This was awesome.

Posted by: michele at December 12, 2006 8:07 PM · Permalink

Today's Tanya Title suggestion:

Look To The West

Posted by: Jim Parkinson at December 12, 2006 8:44 PM · Permalink