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October 16, 2006

10.16.06

There's a special town meeting today regarding the "incident" from last night.

What happened?

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The town was awash with excitement; it was the biggest thing to happen in hundreds of years to the small town on the coast. It would have been a big deal in any town mind.

What consisted of thier waterfront had completely dissappeared the night before. All the shops and buildings nearest the sea had simply vanished to their foundations.

It was sure that the freak events took place very late at night; some, although mocked by many, reported strange lights towards the sea.

Posted by: Andrew Ian Dodge at October 16, 2006 9:07 AM · Permalink

The town was awash with worried excitement; it was the biggest thing to happen in hundreds of years to the town of Wisp-on-Sea. It would have been a big deal in any town mind you.

What consisted of thier waterfront had completely dissappeared the night before. All the shops and buildings nearest the sea had simply vanished to their foundations.

The freak events took place very late at night; some, though mocked by many, reported strange lights from the direction of the sea.

Any such thoughts were shouted down by more "sensible" citzens. The mayor tried to control the chaos...

Posted by: Andrew Ian Dodge at October 16, 2006 9:11 AM · Permalink

Please delete first one as cut & paste went awry.

Posted by: Andrew Ian Dodge at October 16, 2006 9:12 AM · Permalink

It seems to me that a 100 word story would need to tell a STORY, not just appear to be an excerpt from something longer...

Posted by: Hack at October 16, 2006 9:23 AM · Permalink

Looking Back:

“Settle down, you know how sound carries in these caves”, shouted the oldest calling the meeting to order.
“Where’s Ahfnire?” He asked

“He went to town last night”, came the reply, “said he was felling frisky.”

“Well, that’s the last we’ll hear of him this side of hell”
“The Sheilla brothers?”

“They left last week, toward town to sell a goat.”

“Guilty by association, I warned them.”
“Getting down to business, do we let Lot and his daughters stay here in the hills or not?”

“I say we let’em stay, but what’s with that pillar of salt in the valley?”

Posted by: Kasac at October 16, 2006 3:05 PM · Permalink

I really needed another 100 words to twist the plot to something website appropriately sacrilegious

Posted by: Kasac at October 16, 2006 3:17 PM · Permalink

Incident At Tiny Town

The mayor thought about how he would address the townâ s concerns over yesterdayâ s â incident.â He was waiting on the Governorâ s office, assisted by the FBI and Homeland Security, to verify the exact nature of the apparition. Was it mass hallucination induced by a chemical leak? Aliens? Terrorism?

Or was it really Him? Had He returned?

Funny, no one ever thought He would be riding a giant, slavering spider and sporting a four-foot, erect penis. The penis, purple with bloat, had opened its maw and said:

Three days. Then I feed.

The mayor trembled. It might have actually said, breed.

Posted by: Ben Martini at October 16, 2006 6:25 PM · Permalink