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January 11, 2006

Good Vibrations

The pictures fall from the wall, the frames crashing into shards. The dresser drawers jiggle open and fall one after another, spilling their contents onto the floor, clothes falling everywhere. The lampshade over my bed lurches and swings violently until finally the bulb cracks and the room is plunged into darkness and all the while I lie spread-eagled on the bed as it bucks and thrashes around like a wild bronco.

I ride it out until the vibrations subside, gasping and panting on the bed. Sheesh, when they sold me this Jackrabbit Jackhammer they weren’t kidding about an earth-shattering experience!

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Comments

Well , I wonder who wrote this ??? !!

Posted by: kasac at January 12, 2006 9:00 AM · Permalink