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December 2, 2005

Volume 8, Issue 28

Today's theme should include at least one incomprehensible idiot.

This theme will stand for the entire weekend.

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Franklin perched on the diner stool, reviewing the menu. “I’ll have the meatloaf,” he told the waitress.

Her brow furrowed in bewilderment. “Water creeping obsequious?” she asked.

“It’s been a long day and I’m in no mood for games, Miss,” Franklin scowled. “May I please have the meatloaf?”

“Octogenarian?”

Franklin threw down the menu and stormed out of the diner.

The waitress sighed and turned to another man sitting at the counter. “You get all kinds in this place. Could you understand a single word that guy said?”

The man stared and shook his head. “Beguile torpid effervescent?” he asked.

Posted by: Jim Parkinson at December 2, 2005 11:56 PM · Permalink

I feel so alone here.

Posted by: Jim Parkinson at December 5, 2005 4:38 PM · Permalink

We're all participating in a meta-rendition of the topic du jour.

Guess which part's yours.

But I kid.

Posted by: David at December 6, 2005 7:27 AM · Permalink

I've been called many things and most are likely deserved. But this is the first time I've been called an incomprehensible idiot.

Your reply was funny, though.

Posted by: Jim Parkinson at December 6, 2005 3:16 PM · Permalink