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November 29, 2005

Volume 8, Issue 25

November is almost over. December is right around the corner.

What else is right around the corner?

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Barnaby Hucklebee devoutly believed that good things come to those who wait. This was the guiding principle of his life.

Good things…

Barnaby never took the time to find true love because surely it was just over the next hill.

…come to…

Barnaby dropped out of school and took menial jobs. Why work hard when success would likely be dropped in his lap tomorrow?

…those who…

He let himself grow obese. Modern medicine probably had a new weight-control drug right around the corner.

…wait.

Barnaby Hucklebee died from a massive coronary at the age of fifty. He was still waiting.

Posted by: Jim Parkinson at November 30, 2005 12:46 AM · Permalink