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November 28, 2005

Volume 8, Issue 24

It is 3am and you are soundly sleeping. Someone shakes you awake, whispering "Hurry, it's time to get ready."

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Ted: Gandolfini

James Gandolfini stood over my bed, shaking my shoulder. "Come on man, it's time to get ready. Shake a leg."

I staggered out of bed, went to the head for a piss, pulled on my shoes. My slept-in clothes needed changing, but I felt James wouldn't wait.

"Are you sure? Really? Finally?"

"Of course kiddo, time's wasting while you fuck around."

I was suddenly nearly overcome by buterflies. Walking down the hall, I saw the tv tuned to HBO.

"Damn, James, I don't understand why they would premire the new season at three a.m."

"Gotta go, more fans to wake-up."

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