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October 18, 2005

Volume 7, Issue 18

In the immortal words of the Happy Bunny:

Let's focus on ME.

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Look at them all down there. Having another party, I bet. How come they always have parties when I’m not around? It wouldn’t kill them to say, “Hey, man. Isaiah’s having a party at eight. You’re invited!”

But does it happen? Hell no! Somebody’s got to be the responsible one. Somebody’s got to put milk and honey on the dinner table. And that somebody is me.

I’ll show them, though. I’ll show all those insufferable, arrogant bastards.

After I finish chiseling these commandments, they’re going to notice me. Then I bet ‘stuffy old Moses’ gets asked to a few parties.

Posted by: Jim Parkinson at October 18, 2005 9:23 AM · Permalink

"Doctor, I'm looking for something unique. Your list looks complete but--"

"Well, take your pick."

"I've already done my research though. I'm looking for God and I want religion but I want something different. I want the savior of Christianity but not the righteousness, I want the community aspect of Judaism but not the persecution, the fervor of Islam without the Jihad, the hipness of Buddhism but not all of the asceticism, what I want is—

"Cafeterianism."

"Huh?"

"You pick and choose which ideas you like. Instead of you being made in God's image, it's God made in your image."

Posted by: Eric at October 18, 2005 4:09 PM · Permalink